Verizon Sharpens The Axes

I have a bee in my bonnet and I can't wait to share with you guys my views about the DSL service offered by Verizon. The DSL service provided by this phone carrier company is absolutely not spiffing. I think the company has an ax to grind since they give their customers a lousy service on a not so cheap price.

Only those super budget-conscious consumers will subscribe to this wireless Internet connection provider. But personally, I think these subscribers are wasting more money because of their stinginess. Let me explain, and shut your dumbasses! You're paying an Internet subscription every month, but you're not enjoying it. However, since it's the cheapest web connection that your family can afford, you'll compromise the quality and pay the company even if they're not worth it. It's as simple as buying a mocha frappe in Starbucks even if you don't like the shitty taste since it's much cheaper than the ginger latte in Seattle's Best.

Simon Cowell, the popular and belligerent judge of the American Idol didn't say that Verizon is another greed-oozing company who earns money without giving the devil clients their due. But who knows, he might say it sometime. I've got three words for you sucker: switch to broadband!